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  It is the time of year to get madon the road in Atlanta. Don't get left on the side as a spectator when you can jump up with Dysfunctional Kaos Masquerade!

Just one more week to get Candy Coated!!! Get your all inclusive costumes and Tshirt packages before it is too late!!  

Both Ladies and Mens items available

Package includes:

Costume or Tshirt Lunch

Complimentary Admission to Carnival Village

Snacks

Beverages---Including our very special Carnival Kaos Punch

Gift bag

Unlimited fun at Atlanta Carnival!!  

http://www.artfire.com/users/Dysfunctional_kaos   Get yours today!!

Hey Everyone!

I had to take a little break to get all the Kaos rolling with the crew. Thanks to everyone who came out to the Sneak Peek at The Party Room. A special thanks goes out to Roger and his staff there, they really made us feel welcome. To all the DJs that came through thanks a million. DJ Renny and Soca Diva WE LOVE YOU!! We loved the unity and the combined energy you all had. Most importantly, those who came out got a first look at 2 of Team DK's 2010 costumes for "Candy Coated" (If you missed it check out the pics on facebook  (www.facebook.com/dysfunctionalkaos). 

Now for the things you MUST KNOW that we will be bringing you during the month of March:

March 13- SOCAROBICS 1-2pm at Several Dancers Core (133 Sycamore Street, Decatur GA 30030) 

 Ladies(and gents) many of us have been known to commit the ultimate carnival sin and VANITY SIZE our costumes.  Team DK is giving you the opportunity to get that body looking Carnival sexy. With classes Every Saturday until May 22, you have 11 weeks to get fit  for the road.

March 26- Candy Coated Launch at The Party Room(5481 Memorial Drive, Stone Mountain)

See the costumes, jam to the music, meet Team DK and register for the Kaotic experience all at one time. Plenty of good times, giveaways and we will also be celebrating the birthday of Party Room owner Roger

March 27- Candy Coated Registration(www.getkaos.com)

Get your costume for the road and join the sexiest band Atlanta has ever seen!  Children's Carnival costumes will also be available on the website.

March 27- Atlanta Caribbean Carnival Princess and Junior Miss Pageant(1607 Richard Allen Dr., Decatur)

Come support these beautiful young ladies as they represent the beautiful islands of the Caribbean and vie for the opportunity to represent Atlanta Carnival.

Last but certainly not least, we congratulate Miss Dysfunctional Kaos Nikeisha Persaud. Nikeisha is participating in the Atlanta Caribbean Carnival Queen Pageant on April 10, you can vote for her at http://www.atlantacarnival.org/pageant.php and show your support for this LAW SCHOOL bound beauty. Nikeisha we at Team DK are so proud of you and your accomplishments. Congrats on law school!!

If you need more information on any or all of these events, CALL US!!  404-395-7835 or 770-685-1189

April events coming soon!!

Let the fun begin!! Yesterday was the awakening of a season like no other. People jumping, waving and screaming "PALANNNNNNNNCE!" while the mash up the road in beautifully crafted costumes. The booming sounds of Soca coming from big trucks. Smiling faces and  winin' waists. The experience, whether once or annually over a lifetime is like no other. Don't frown after me  I love Carnival so much I can't help but get mushy about it.

But alas, Trini Carival has come and gone, and now it's time to focus on Atlanta. DYSFUNCTIONAL KAOS is ready and we kick things off on Feb 26 with our sneak peek presentation of Candy Coated Kaos. A night of mayhem, there will be plenty of sweet women and chocolate men. Come see Soca Diva and DJ Renny show off their skills. Come see what DYSFUNCTIONAL KAOS has to offer and gear up for Atlanta Carnival with us. Get registered now and enjoy the perks of being KAOTIC!  Ladies, down payment is only $40 for the sexiest costumes on the road! Guys we have costumes for you as well. Get ready to destroy Peachtree and you can start at the Party Room on Feb 26.

Volunteers are still sought for assistance with Atlanta Carnival and Children's Carnival production. For more info and news  call 770-685-1189 or go to our site at www.getkaos.com. The site will relaunch with 2010 costumes, pictures, and information on March 6, 2010.

 Get Kaotic

Calling all Carnival Babies!!!

 DYSFUNCTIONAL KAOS Mas is looking for fun, friendly people to be models for the 2010 Atlanta Caribbean Carnival.  With only a few short months and a desire to have the greatest debut of any first year band in Atlanta, we want lively, energetic people who have a "Kaotic" side when it comes to Mas. For the 2010 exhibition DYSFUNCTIONAL KAOS Mas is seeking 5 female models and 2 males. 

Models must be at least 20 years of age, with 2 pictures to submit (1 full body picture is required).

Knowledge of the Caribbean Carnival Mas and music is preferred.

Weekend availability is required.

DYSFUNCTIONAL KAOS Mas has no size requirement. Models will be chose based on how they my best compliment the costume design and their ability to exhibit  the Kaotic experience DYSFUNCTIONAL KAOS represents. 

Emailed submissions will receive first priority. A model call for DYSFUNCTIONAL KAOS will take place on  Saturday Feb 6, 2010. Further details on the model call will be available Monday, January January 25.  

For more information, questions or comments, please feel free to email us at info@getkaos.com or contact DYSFUNCTIONAL KAOS offices Monday-Saturday 10am-8pm. We cannot wait to have you get Kaotic with us!!
 

Dysfunctional Kaos Mas

Office:770-685-1189

Web: www.getkaos.com

 As many of us prepare to spend our holiday season with family and friends it is important to remember the basic rules of a Caribbean Holiday:

1) Don't come empty handed 

Plenty people forget this rule and get chat about long after the holiday done. If you cook a big pot or just bring a bouquet, be certain to greet hosts with something.

2) Re-gifting is WRONG

Same way yuh ain want the lil stink looking fuzz riddled sweater Auntie Joan give unnu last year ( cuz EVERYONE have a Auntie Joan) doh set yuhself to pass it on to someone else.

3) Mind yuhself around Granny/Tants

Depending on how old (or fresh) Granny/ Tantie is, she has earned the right to say whatever she feels long time. That privilege is NOT extended to allyuh, so doh get cute and try it. Also, laughing aloud at Granny’s commentary on people food, clothing, or children is frowned upon by others.

4) Don’t drink anything you don’t mix yourself

This is especially for people going home for to the Caribbean for the holidays. Unless yuh a stone alcoholic it is likely whatever yuh cousins dem drinking is something overproof yuh azz have never before tasted. Try your hardest not to spend the holiday with your belly knocking yuh throat to show yuh can hang.

5) If you not cooking, don’t park up in the kitchen

This bears no explanation as many have felt the searing cuss, or wooden spoon, that accompanies not obeying this rule.

6) You are at home, not the Holiday Inn

There is no room service, maids, or desk agent here to appease yuh. In a full house expect one towel, a few cold showers, and plenty noise. If yuh cannot remember this, tek a moment to research the nearest hotel to yuh family’s abode.

7) Pack up yuh piece of cake the first chance yuh get

Yuh forget this one and yuh are on yuh own. Don't wait for nobody to save yuh no cake, tart, pone, or any other food item. Pack it up and hide it in a good place or yuh salt.

The holidays are a time of cheer and good times. Love the people you are with and never take for granted that many people didn’t make it through the year to be with their loved ones or that tomorrow isn't promised. 

HAPPY HOLIDAYS from Pana Diva, Limer and the rest of the DK Family!! We will see you for more Kaotik news, notes and jokes in the New Year.

The Countdown begins!!

As 2009 is coming to an end, the beginning of Carnival Season is right around the corner. There are only 165 days remaining until Atlanta Caribbean Carnival 2010, and we are so excited that we can barely control ourselves. In just a few short months we will be feting our way down Peachtree Street, jamming up to Soca music in colorful, creatively designed costumes.

We know many of you will be right there with us.

If you love to have fun, enjoy great Caribbean music, food, and culture, the Kaotik experience is just what you will need. We are filled with Mas Mayhem and built to last. On May 29, 2010, we want you to bring your rags, flags, whistles, smiles, and friends to jump up behind the big truck with DYSFUNCTIONAL KAOS on the road. It is guaranteed to be unlike anything you have ever seen in life. 

Keep coming back to stay tuned to DYSFUNCTIONAL KAOS events, news, and notes. The countdown of just how Kaotik we can get begins!